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Post by Pup on Dec 28, 2006 14:51:19 GMT -5
GRANTED! Hillary Duff dies! But swarms of 10 year old fans come and maul your house, seeking revenge. They slaughter and bury you behind an old barn shed where you are slowly brain fucked by maggots.
I wish I could see through walls. @.@
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Post by Jen on Dec 28, 2006 14:53:57 GMT -5
Granted!!! You looked through your neighbours walls thogugh, and saw thier grandfather and a 300 pound female making love. Your scarred for life.
I wish My lasagne was warmer,,,but not hot so i would burn my tounge or my house.
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Post by Pup on Dec 28, 2006 15:01:21 GMT -5
GRANTED! Your lasagne is just right. Mmm, doesn't that taste g-- OUCH You chip a tooth on something and feel your gums bleeding. A piece of metal? How did THAT get in there? Bet you wish you had updated your tetinis shot now, hmm? You die a slow and painful death.
I wish I had a million dollars. $.$
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Post by Jen on Dec 28, 2006 15:03:58 GMT -5
Granted! You have a million dollars...but you didnt read your money right. You go to pay for an expensize outfit when oops. Its 1 million in MONOPOLY money.
I wish...I was a teenage witch like Sabrina.
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Post by Pup on Dec 28, 2006 15:58:25 GMT -5
GRANTED! You are a teenage witch like Sabrina. Which also makes you as clumsy as her. One of your spells goes wrong and you turn yourself into a lava lamp! Wish you had aunt Zelda here to bail you out, hmm?
I wish I had curtains that actually matched my room.
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Post by Jen on Dec 28, 2006 16:09:11 GMT -5
GRANTED! You have curtains to mach your room. Unfortunately, what ever color your curtains were to begin with, is what your room looks like now. Next time, make sure you say you want your room to stay the same, and for your curtains to change dear. Have fun with the retro brown in your room eh?
I wish my boyfriend would propose on new years <3[/color]
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Post by Pup on Dec 28, 2006 16:18:10 GMT -5
GRANTED! Your boyfriend proposes on New Years! Lucky you. Except that you wait until your 40 to have children and as a result they all come out having down syndrome. D= That's what you get for letting your eggs dry up.
I wish My parents had gotten me a pony for Christmas when I was 10.
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Post by Jen on Dec 28, 2006 16:22:59 GMT -5
Not Granted! I can't grant you wishes that happened in the past. That results in memories you wouldn't have. But your parents bought you a pony now and you have to walk with it everywhere, even in school.
That sucks.
I wish I would stop biting my nails. [/color]
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Post by darkpaw on Dec 28, 2006 17:28:37 GMT -5
GRANTED!!!!!!!!! But now that you stopped that habbit you start smoking pot and snorting Crack. That is an expencive habbit and you spend all your money you were saving for collage and all your friends money and you pawn all your things off and you are left in an ally to die with too much crack you know what to do with and you don't want to over dose because of the risk of being broght back to life so you shoot your self in your head. Oops you dead.
I wish I had a billion dollars and that Nothing bad happend because I had the money.
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Post by Jen on Dec 28, 2006 17:30:03 GMT -5
GRANTED!! Don't you love money? I do, but sometimes we don't read the fine print. Look closer darkpaw, its monopoly money. Sucks to be you!
I wish..for more wishes.
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Post by darkpaw on Dec 28, 2006 17:36:31 GMT -5
Granted!!!!!! You get so many wishis you become famous and every one is asking you for a wish and you sell some and you try crack and pot and you get addicted. You sell all your wishes and become a drug over lord and then get shot in a drive by. You have a sad life.
I wish I had a billion dollars and that Nothing bad happend because I had the money and that it is in american and in a safe that no one can get to but me.
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Post by Jen on Dec 28, 2006 17:39:09 GMT -5
Granted!! However your overcome by all the power that comes with wealth, you have a heart attack and die. Sucks.
I wish all of our wishes would come true.
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Post by Pup on Dec 29, 2006 11:28:18 GMT -5
GRANTED! All of our wishes come true, but the horrid effects of them all end up throwing the world into chaos. Sucks for the earth.
I wish I were a fish.
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Post by Jen on Dec 29, 2006 11:36:06 GMT -5
GRANTED!
But you never get to see any of your family members again.
I wish I had magical powers and nothing bad happend.
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Post by Pup on Dec 29, 2006 11:46:36 GMT -5
GRANTED! You have magical powers. But, you should have paid more attention to your wish. Now your magical powers only include milking cows and making a grill cheese without ever lifting a finger. Oh well-- at least you'll never go hungry.
I wish I had a car that actually purred when it started and not blast my ears off with horrid roaring.
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