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Post by Jen on Dec 29, 2006 11:55:00 GMT -5
Granted!
Well your car purrs allright, but then you checked the engine because it wouldnt start for a while, and there was a cat. Poor kitty-your a horrible person.
I wish I dont have to go visit cousins today.
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Post by Pup on Dec 29, 2006 11:58:16 GMT -5
GRANTED! Poor cat, I can't live with myself anymore.
You don't have to go to your cousins' today! Instead, you sit your arse on the computer rummaging around the forum while Pup leeches onto your cyber head and sucks it like a vacuum. Jee, that must be awkward.
I wish I had something to do today.
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Post by Jen on Dec 29, 2006 13:29:38 GMT -5
Granted! I would be on the fourms anyways today haha.
You have something to do. Your mother calls from the kitchen and says "CLEAN THE HOUSE." Darn, sucks to be you.
I wish... I wish my boyfriend would come home RIGHT this second and suprise me with flowers.
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Post by Pup on Dec 29, 2006 14:16:25 GMT -5
GRANTED! Your boyfriend surprises you with a beautiful arrangement of freshly picked flowers. Abruptly, however, you feel a horrid itching, burning sensation all over your hands. Poison Ivy?! Boy is he ever sleeping on the couch tonight!
I wish the Shi'ites and Sunnies would quit bitching over religious differences already.
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Post by Jen on Dec 29, 2006 14:22:25 GMT -5
Granted! (Naw, I would sleep with him so he would be ichy too, nothing like revenge!)
Now thier fighting against you! Thats sucks!
I wish I wouldn't ever have to brush my teeth and they would be beautifully clean.
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Post by Pup on Dec 30, 2006 15:00:21 GMT -5
GRANTED! Your teeth are always pearly white and clean-- but that doesn't mean that your breath won't stink! The next time your boyfriend goes to kiss you he gets one whiff and packs his bags. You then go emo and get hit by a bus. That..wow, the super sucks, huh?
I wish I never needed sleep-- I would always be awake with no side affects.
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Post by Jen on Dec 30, 2006 16:00:30 GMT -5
Granted!
Hah, you stay awake, except you have a twitchy eye. they now call you Twitchy.
I wish.....i could sleep for 3 hours right now.
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Post by Pup on Dec 30, 2006 16:11:49 GMT -5
GRANTED! xD Twitchy. I wish I had made that my screen name.
You sleep for 3 hours immediately! But then you miss all the wonderful conversations you could have had with Pup. That blows.
I wish shading my sketches took way less time. >.O
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Post by Jen on Dec 30, 2006 18:55:16 GMT -5
Granted! Now they look way less good . I wish I had a shirt like the background.
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Post by Pup on Dec 30, 2006 19:21:48 GMT -5
GRANTED! You have a shirt identicle to this background. However, one day it gets stained with red fruit punch and you, in turn, go emo.
I wish I were a dragon. Just 'cause.
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